"Studies show America goes crazy for studies"
This reminded me of lots of jokes, like the one about how "90% of all the statistics you hear are made up," which, of course, is itself a made-up statistic. The Family Guy parodied this entire concept in a skit where Peter tells Chris: "Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that..."
Anyway, apparently the printed article's headline was a lie too. I looked for it online just so I could post a hyperlink to it here. I typed it into google but found nothing. Then I went to the source's website only to discover that the online version of the article had a completely different headline than the paper version. The new/online headline was:
"Churchgoing and obesity"
This was quite moderately funny to me as well because the article included two annectodes of the types of "ridiculous-sounding studies" on inane topics (e.g., "why [do] bees buzz") that Americans and late-night comics love to cite. One such study involved investigating the effects of sword-swallowing on the human throat. The other found a weak link between church attendance among young adults and obesity later in life. The article stated that the church-obesity study "got a lot of play in the media, leading to all sorts of cute headlines: 'Is Church Bad for Your Health?' 'Is Faith Fattening?' 'Thou Shalt Be Overweight!'"
Well, apparently someone at the newspaper's website decided that the original headline for the article, which was both funny and representative of the author's point, wasn't eye-catching, or SEO-driving, enough. So the original headline was replaced with the exact type of sensationalist and misleading headline that the article's author was mocking. Actually, it was nearly identical to the examples of "cute" (i.e., misleading) headlines about the church-obesity study that the article quoted. Although I have no real understanding of what the term "meta" means, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this whole thing is quite "meta."
Still, news articles and stories with purposely misleading headlines bother me. Family Guy took a swipe at this type of sensationalist news reporting as well when Tom Tucker, the local news anchor, says immediately prior to a commercial break: "Coming up next. Can bees think?" After a brief pause, but still before the commercial break arrives, he dourly reveals: "A new study indicates that no, they cannot." Ha!