Another Excellent Headline

"Meat for monkey sex?"

Best quote: "And in this primitive style of wine-and-dine, it turns out the more meat you share, the more sex you get in return." (Emphasis added).

I would say that is probably a truism.
How are you supposed to even have sex if you aren't "sharing your meat"... (and don't bother trying to answer that question, it has already been "resolved").

Favorite Quotes

"Our offense is like the Pythagorean Theorem. There is no answer." -- Shaquille O'Neal

I love that guy!